For whatever reason, you're here at the copyright page. Either you plan on being a lawyer or you want to steal something from me. To keep that from happening, conveniently ignoring the fact that a fair amount of information is from other sites, here is the copyright notice:

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In summary, to the next person caught violating trademark laws: We will hunt you down and eat your pets. If you have no pets, we will buy you one, and then eat it. Thank you.